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If there's a day, please beat me to the hell

If there is such a day, I should be grateful if I enter the 18-to hell

If really has one day, I infiltrate 18 places

if the day comes,please throw me into the hell

If really has such one day, please infiltrate me 18 hells

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If there were such a day, please sent me to the 18 floors of the hell