有没有原创的身边的英语笑话

To learn French
Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?
Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.
Son: That’s great! I’ll learn the latter half.

一外国人买菜:“How much?”(多少钱？)
卖菜的：“You say how much?”(你说多少钱？)
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
......

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为