20字的英语笑话

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

tommy:How is you little brother Johnny?
Jonny:he is ill in bed ,He hure himselof
Tommy:That is too bed ,How did that happen?
Jommy:We played Who could lean furthest out of the window and he won!
翻译：汤姆：约翰尼，你的小弟弟好了吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧了床，他受了伤
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出最远，他赢了

A呀,这小B孩儿,C家D呀,EF也不穿,还露着小GG

Sorry,i dont't know.

1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".