UC知道给大家娱乐一下，看一段对话（真实QQ聊天）
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两个不会英语的人的硬撑（我的朋友），看谁先说不下去了。。。看完还觉得挺可爱的，娱大家一乐，想说什么就说点什么吧！
A:really ?
B:YES，i want to take some new challenge
A:you?
B:不是ME，难道是YOU？
A:It a joke.
B:It's a joke, i feel very sorry......
A:you want to take some new challenge,It a joke.
B:I mean , there should be a "is"in your sentence,I feel sorry about it.....
A:I want to check up your english level,do you understand,stupid pig?
B:my english is OK ,don't you realize that?
B:what's up man?
A:I am so grieved when I see your sentence.
B:why?
A:man?
B:this man is available to both man and woman in this condition
B:so i'm not wrong
A:oh,you make me feel sick.Do you want to suffer beating?
B:NO THANKS
A:No,you should say thanks.ok?
B:YES, I'VE EXACTLY SAID THANKS , DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA NEEDS?
A:please write the worDs in m
A:really ?
B:YES，i want to take some new challenge
A:you?
B:不是ME，难道是YOU？
A:It a joke.
B:It's a joke, i feel very sorry......
A:you want to take some new challenge,It a joke.
B:I mean , there should be a "is"in your sentence,I feel sorry about it.....
A:I want to check up your english level,do you understand,stupid pig?
B:my english is OK ,don't you realize that?
B:what's up man?
A:I am so grieved when I see your sentence.
B:why?
A:man?
B:this man is available to both man and woman in this condition
B:so i'm not wrong
A:oh,you make me feel sick.Do you want to suffer beating?
B:NO THANKS
A:No,you should say thanks.ok?
B:YES, I'VE EXACTLY SAID THANKS , DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA NEEDS?
A:please write the worDs in m
呵呵，来首打油诗以谢楼主：
唏哩哗啦一勺烩，
英格丽西二人醉。
你来我往真搞笑，
借问一声累不累？
这两位仁兄真是太有才了.老实说, 他们说的英文真是太"深奥"了,我只是大概知道一点意思
中式英语,意义深藏,
看似简单,实为深奥,
只知表面,不知所云,
仅叫小妹,佩服佩服.
这应该是所谓的中式英语吧
你朋友真够逗的
说实话，看着太累人！
让他俩抓紧学好英文吧。。。
这就是中国人的悲哀，不知道他们学了多久，如果是初中毕业我说他们掌握的不错，如果是更高年纪的话就没办法了。语法掌握的好不一定会交流，语法掌握的差也不一定让外国人听不懂，但是语法掌握成这样与外国人是没法交流了。但是勇气可嘉！
看完这个我的感想是：lz, are you ok?
呵呵，表打我哦。。
好好玩啊！哈哈～～～～～～～～～～
我将来 一定要过 english 八级！！！
英语学的像 “他们”
真是国人的 悲哀啊！！！！！！！！！！
这位 不知道是 大哥 还是 大姐的？
你从哪里 弄的？
肯定不是你自己慢慢打下来的吧？？？？？
小妹 我哈哈哈哈