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上帝曾经答应我
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.

如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。如果你想要钱……等着发工资吧！