这句话的怎么翻译啊？谢谢

焦作方言？
哈哈~大概意思就是说~有一个人，推个烂洋车，个夸个夸骑不成，最后摔一绞。就那还想骑， 又个夸个夸骑上了，正骑了 扑通摔一绞，胳膊都摔烂了，唉~真可怜~

Oil drug tolerance, lazy legs leather-like Che, to boast to boast strange city, drunk uncle monkey board. Helena Hong Sea-odd oil to boast to boast Koech are hot, the air board Cirilli ordinary meaning father, Gebo-chang blue purple hot plate, the insulators. Lin needle trees!