请英语高手帮我翻译一笑话，翻译成英文？

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连环套 一女下夜班，一男尾随图谋不轨，女子惧怕，路过坟地，灵机一动，对着坟墓说：“爸爸，我回来了，开门啊。”男子大惧，奔逃而去。女子心安，正要离开，忽然坟墓中传来阴森森的声音：“闺女，你又忘带钥匙了。”女子惊骇，也奔逃而去。从坟墓中钻出个盗墓的说：“耽误我工作，吓死你们！”盗墓的话音刚落，就发现旁边有个老头正拿着凿子刻墓碑，好奇，问之，老头愤怒地说：“他们把我的名字刻错了。”盗墓的大惧，飞奔而逃。老头冷笑一声：“敢和我抢生意，还嫩点儿......”正说着，一不小心凿子掉在地上，老头正要拾，一弯腰，发现凿子被握在草丛里的一只手里，老头正吃惊，一个声音说：“你找死呀，乱改我家门牌号！”老头吓得屁滚尿流，滚下山坡。这时，一个拾荒者从草丛中爬出：“唉，这年头搞一块废铁也得费这么大劲！”
用软件显然翻译得面目全非，别用软件
以下的几个回答均是不行滴

哇，好难得耶

不过挺好笑的.

Xia Yeban sets of chain and a woman, a man followed bad plot, the women's fear of passing through the cemetery, the inspiration, at the tomb said: "Dad, I come back, ah open the door." Big men fear, run away. Women's peace of mind, was about to leave the grave in all of a sudden came the ominous sound: "The daughter, Wang Dai you the keys." Horrified woman, and run away. Drilled in a tomb from the Raider said: "I held up, scared to death of you!" Raider's voice faded, it was found next to the old man had a tombstone is engraved with a chisel, out of curiosity, asked, the old man said angrily: " They carved my name wrong. "Raider great fear, run and flee. An old man sneered: "I am pinching and also some young ......" being said, accidentally chisel off the ground, the old man about to pick up a bent, the chisel was found in bushes in the grip Of a hand, the old man is surprised, a voice said