UC知道英语高手请帮忙翻译一则笑话
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A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?
The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."
The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?
The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."
一条高速公路有一天走进一个酒店。 他去酒吧并且亲自预订一杯饮料。 他只坐下什么时候在散步柏油碎石路面的一条带。
高速公路看见柏油碎石路面并且开始恐慌，因此他跳过障碍并且蹲下，如此它将不看见他。 酒吧服务员向下地看着他并且说，" 你出了什么事？ 你为什么隐藏？ 你有6 条道和2 条紧急停车道。 你为什么害怕一条柏油碎石路面？
高速公路答复，" 你不象我一样知道他。 他是环形的。 "