各位大虾帮忙给我写一个英文通俗易懂笑话

A boy kicked a football into a lady's house and broke her window. The lady kept the boy's football and told him to repair the window. The boy went to a repairer and told him to rapair his mum's window. The boy went to the lady and told her his dad is coming so she gave him the football.After the repairer repaired the window, he asked for money.The lady said:"aren't you his father?"The man answered:"aren't you his mother?"

这个我很喜欢：
A man said to his friend:"I have the most clever
dog in the world."
The other man asked:"Why?"
The man said:"yesterday, I taked hinm out to have a walk.Suddenly I found I have just lost something in my room^^^^^^"
"So he returned and take the things to you ?"said His friend on edge.
"No,better than that."said the man in pride,"He
was just sat there and thought what to do next with me^_^ "
这是小猫见过的笑话，没有看过