我下周要做英语值日报告，但不知道该讲什么，大家有没有什么好的故事可以讲啊？

http://www.ivyel.com/Html/story/50_Index.html

里面全是英语小故事

http://www.ivyel.com/Html/story/46_Index.html（英语笑话）

Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes.

我们的孙女儿读二年级，老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄。

Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" he asked.

她的爸爸发现她选择了他，真是受宠若惊。“你为什么选我呢？”他问。

"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.

“因为我不会拼阿诺得.施瓦辛格(Arnold Schwarzenegger)，“她说。

楼主慢慢找合适的吧

可以讲个笑话什么的。
比如：
Another Doctor
Looking down at his patient, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. "I feel that I must tell you: You are a very sick man. I'm sure