帮忙翻译,谢谢.英语好的人来喔...

I was heartbroken. Thank you for not making fun of me. There are many people who has fallen for me but I chose not to accept anyone. Although I know long distance relationship sounded funny, I still try my utmost to maintain it but to no avail. Now that I met you, I think that you looks similar to XXX so I am afraid. Let's be together. Haha. I am just joking.

I was disappointed in love.Thank you for not laugh at me.
Even though there are many girl love me,I'm still refuse.
I know that Cross-border love sounds so fun，but I am Efforts to maintain,I regret it's failed.
Now I meet you,you looks like her,so I'm afraid.
Let's together,haha,just a joke.

大哥，你太花心了。

哎,又一个伤心人

we broke up,thank you for not laughing at me.
i still couldn't say yes to these guys(girls) who have claimed their affection in me.
it's just a shame that this continent-spanning relationship didn't work even though the thing itsel