谁手边有英语笑话，150个字左右的。谢谢

喜欢学英语的小明，不分日夜都在找说英语的机会。

这天，他不小心走路撞到一个外国人，他不好意思的说：「I am sorry.」

「I am sorry,too.」外国人回答。

「I am sorry three.」小明马上回道。

「What are you sorry for？」外国人问。

「I am sorry five…」小明说。

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡

Girl: He touched my breast.

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.)

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.)

Girl: Yes, thats what he did.

Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.

Girl: And he put his you-know-what