帮忙改编下哈利波特剧本(第三部中一个场景),要该搞笑点

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SCENE 4
(FOOTPRINTS appear in the snow, moving quickly to jointhe other students.)
(Suddenly, Fred and George appear, heading the oppositeway and... the FOOTPRINTS reverse themselves... as ifFred and George were escorting an invisible person.)
FRED Clever, Harry.
GEORGE But not clever enough.
FRED Besides, we've got a better way.
(Instantly, Fred slaps a WORN ROLL OF PARCHMENTinto his hand. Harry unfurls it.) HARRY What's this rubbish?
FRED Rubbish he says. That there's thesecret to our success.
GEORGE It's a wrench giving it to you,believe me.
FRED But we've decided your need'sgreater than ours. George, if youwill...
GEORGE solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(George touches his wand to the parchment.Harry reads the CURIOUS WORDS at the top)
HARRY 'Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfootand Prongs are proud to presentThe Marauder's Map'...?.
HARRY Hang on. T

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