来一个英语笑话 速度来20分的啊

Mixed Doubles

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says,

'Domestic shame should not be published.'

混合双打

体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？

尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢？

老师：你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说，”家丑不可外扬。“

I Never Work after Supper
A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?"
The hired man agreed. The farm's wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.
When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, "While we're