搞笑英语小短文

A true abilities test: This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator remove the giraffe and put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.

3. The lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!
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