把这篇道歉信翻译成英文

I am sorry you do not tear Do not beg tear prevent see is mine, I am really angry tear wrong, you said that I was tired yesterday so confused I really must be crazy to me God must be joking, let me Variable crazy But now the poor me, afraid I lost you a rare good friends, so I am back to normal again so I have the opportunity to apologize to you, I summon the courage to write this letter to you, please you a pardon, not to mention tens of millions do not forgive me or you hit me a few lines under it or else you will forgive me today, I will be very sad sad, it is easy to be foolish like again on the blackboard, campus radio So what a public apology or forgiveness me when you laugh the most beautiful smile a smile to me to buy ice cream on it

Is unfair to ~!!! Do not rip ~~~ to ask you not to rip (prevents to see is I writes, vitality tears up) ~~~ I really, you said mistakenly how I such am muddled greasy ~~~ I certainly am insane ~ real ~~ am certainly God crack a joke to me,