UC知道麻烦有英文水平强的朋友帮我翻译一下好吗？
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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck with everybody
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck with everybody
！！！！！
唉，何必如此
问：中国人吃狗吗？
答：是的。我们吃了很多的狗。和猫，太。特别是在你们的“感恩节”的一天。另外，火鸡是我们最喜爱的宠物。我们认为火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国，只有最没文化的人才吃火鸡。
问：中国越来越强大。你们的政府是不是想统治世界？
答：是的，绝对的。一旦我们变得强大，我们将入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
问：为什么你们的政府不把西藏还给喇嘛？
答：因为喇嘛想帮助塞米诺尔族人。
问：在中国制造的产品很便宜？
答：是的。如果我们使用黑奴，价格会更便宜。
问：你有1400000000人。现在你想做什么？
答：找一个新的行星。杀害土著人民，和移动。
问：为什么你是家中唯一的孩子？
答：因为我们的父母不乱搞
╮(╯▽╰)╭太难为情了