用英文编一个愚人节的故事

"Oh, the疼死!" Fuck finished, the students kept talking softly. Since yesterday, physical education teachers on the "devil training" Everyone all酸胀leg muscles. Now after more are aching fuck Hard, weak legs.

　　Teacher Lu see us, his face showed the slightest concern about the smile, graciously told us that: "Student's leg is not numb you?" "Ah yes!疼死啦... ..." We have more to suffer badly. Teacher Lu smiled: "you told one of the most simple and fastest way to eliminate pain!" "What?" Everyone can not wait to diagonally on your body, put a long, erect ears,瞧那样儿like to find out at what martial arts-like tips. "Your right hand and left-handed hard to beat under one hundred, we can eliminate the pain." After listening to this sentence to the spirit we all of a sudden, who do not want to immediately lift the pain, become active again as soon as possible, subject to this crime it useless! Us a trial of stren