请帮我翻译两篇英语小笑话！

1.[[why are you late]]
teacher:why are you late for school every moening?
tom:Every time i come to the coener,a sigh says,"school-go-slow".
2.[[did you father help you？]]
one day,tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.
the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.
he called tim to his desk and said to him,"you got all your homework right this time,tim.what happened?did your father help you？"
"no,sir.he was too busy last night,so i had to do it all myself."said tim.
1 。 [ [你为什么晚] ]

老师：你为什么迟到了学校每moening ？

汤姆：我每次来到coener ，叹了一口气说： “学校去缓慢” 。

2 。 [ [你爸爸帮你？ ] ]

一天，蒂姆的数学老师看着他做作业，看到他已经得到他的所有款项的权利。

老师很高兴和相当惊讶。

他呼吁他的案头添和对他说： “你有你的功课所有权利这个时候， tim.what回事？没有你父亲帮忙吗？ ”

“不， sir.he太忙昨天晚上，我只好把它所有的人生。 ”提姆说。

1. [[为什么晚了是您]]
teacher ：为什么晚了是您学校的每moening ？
tom ：在我走向coe