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“我要成为国家教育部部长来好好整顿应试教育这坨臭大便！”
I want to be the minister of national Ministry of Education, to put this pile of exam-oriented education shit in good order.

I will become the minister of education to handle the holy shit of exam-oriented education.

I would like to be the Chairperson of the Education Department so that I can clean up the mess in our education system.