帮我把这句中文翻译成英文，谢谢

The sex in the internet cafes is really crazy!

sex in the cybercafe, really frantic!

Sex in internet bar is frantic.

The sex in internet cafes is really crazy!

一楼最接近，但不能用the ， 楼主想表达的不是某一个特定的网吧，所以不用the

What a crazy net bar sex!

Having sex in an internet cafe, it's crazy