请哪位朋友可以帮忙把这个笑话译成英文的，谢谢了

a boss was very excited after being drunk.he was driving his loved benz with whistling.just then ni found that there was a tractor parking at the roadside and a person was waving his hands.so he slowed down and parked.the fact was ,the tractor dropped anchor,and need to be towed.the boss was so exited with wine that he agreed the farmer.they promised each other that if the tractor's cornering lamp is on just go on,and if the left is on ,stop the car.and then the boss started agian with the anchored tractor (they drove slowly)sunddenly a bmw overtake them at a very high speed,witch irritated the boss.and the boss accelerated to catch the bmw with the word"nobody dare overtake my car" (becouse of the wine he forgot the tractor behind),soon the boss catched the bmw .but when dragging racing at a speed of 280 km per h ,they were detected by the police at the roadside .there was not enough time to stop them so the police called another one at nest section "hey hey,two