帮我找一段 医生和病人 的英语对话

Man:Doctor,whenever I drink my coffee,I get a sharp pain in my eye.What should I do?
Doctor:Just remove the spoon from your cup.
Man in Delhi:I have a severe foot ache.
Doctor after examining says-"You should walk for 4 km everyday".
After a month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying,"I am now in Agra, how much more should I walk?"
Patient: Doctor, I see double
Doctor:Sit on the chair please
Patient:Which one
Patient:Doctor,i've lost my memory.
Doctor:When did this happen?
Patient:When did what happen?

Did you hear about the man who ate 106 cloves of garlic a day?
He was taken to hospital in a coma. Poor thing, the doctor said it was from inhaling his own breath!!!
Patient:Doctor everybody ignores me
Doctor:NEXT PLEASE
Doctor:Tell me how many fingers are these?
Patient:Thirteen.
Doctor :I don't understand your eyes are weak or your arithmatic?