求一篇短小精悍的英文笑话

I'm not a fool
A policeman was escorting a prisoner to jail .Suddenly the wind blew his hat right off his head .
"Shall I run and get it for you ?"asked the prisoner politely .
"Do you think I'm a fool ?"said the policeman ."You stand here and I'll go get it !"

我可不是傻瓜！
一位警察押送一个犯人去监狱．突然一阵风把他的帽子从头上吹下来了．
”我跑去帮您捡帽子，好不好？”犯人讨好地问．
”你当我是傻瓜啊？”警察说，”你站在这里别动，我去捡！”

这可是我一个字一个字打下来的啊～多辛苦啊～～～郁闷ing

弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。

当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥手说："再见，美奇。"

女儿挥着手说，"再见，美妮。"

丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道："再见，美元。"

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-by,