高人帮忙翻译小笑话,谢谢.~~

Xiao Ming go to a park , he see a oldwomen

Xiao Ming ask her : grandma ,you got any tooth?
Grandma say : Ai.. small boy ,me already old ,dun have any tooth again.

After that,Xiao Ming pass an apple to her.

Grandma say:Aiyo,me dun have tooth,how me to eat it ?

Xiao Ming say：Grandma, you help me to take this apple,then i go to play football !

Xiao-ming to a park, to see a grandmother.

Xiao-Ming: Grandma, do you have teeth?

Grandma: hey .. children. Grandma old, no teeth had

Xiao-Ming hear, to the grandmother of the apple

Grandma said:哎呦! You look at the child, she no teeth, and you returned to his grandmother to eat apples

Xiao-Ming: Grandma, do you retain this for me Apple, I go to play football!

算了，你等专业人士吧...

翻译什么？ 明显他不放心苹果才给老人的，

去谷歌翻译啊!

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