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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy if, Human – enjoy = Pigs + work in other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men – earn money = Pigs
in other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Women = Pigs + spend if, Women – spend = Pigs In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary: Men earn money not to let women become pigs! Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever ^_^

人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +上班 +玩 ,

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉 ,

Pigs = eat + sleep
代入 :人 =猪 +上班 +玩 ,

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
即 :人 -玩 =猪 +上班 .

if, Human – enjoy = Pigs + work
结论 :不懂玩的人 =会上班的猪

in other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

男人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +挣钱

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉

Pigs = eat + sleep
男人 =猪 +挣钱

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
猪 =男人 -挣钱

if Men – earn money = Pigs
所以男人不挣钱等于猪

in other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs

女人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +花钱。

Women = eat + sleep + spend
猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉。