英语翻译:标题One Line Humor什么意思 和以下句子 谢谢

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One Line Humor

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I alway

一句话幽默

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving. 一般来说小睡可以防止衰老,特别是开车的时候小睡. (意指疲劳驾驶的危险.如果驾驶时打磕睡会没命活到老)

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 婚姻是这样一种关系:一个人总是对的,而另一个是丈夫!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 我相信我们所有人应该用微笑来交税. 我试过了,可是他们要现金.(PAY OUR TAX WITH A SMILE 一句双意,从前意思是带着微笑交税.联系后面一句有理解为用微笑交税.)

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms. 一个孩子长得最快的时候是你买了新校服之后的那个月.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.不要难过.许多人根本没有才能.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 不要和你想和他一起生活的人结婚.和你的生活中不能没有他的那个人结婚.但无论你怎样做,以后都会后悔.

9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 坏的官