初一水平的英语小笑话，70个单词左右 越简单越好【我刚上初一，还没怎么学课文】

asses,lasses,classes,用这三个单词应该比较好写笑话，并且适合你的年龄阶段

The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.
丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。

One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"
一天，丈夫回到家，问妻子：“亲爱的，今天我们吃啥菜？”

The wife said, "You may select the dish today."
妻子回答：“今天你可以选择。”

The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"
丈夫感到非常高兴，又问：“都有哪些菜呢？”

"Cabbage." “炒白菜。”

"The others?" “还有呢？”

"None." “没了。”

"Then how to select?" “那你要我怎么选呢？”

"Eat or not eat!" the wife said. “吃还是不吃！”妻子一本正经地说道。

Notes:

(1) complain v.抱怨

(2) cabbage n.白菜

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