要多多的英语谜语或笑话，快哦，马上

Why is six afraid of seven?
-----------------------Because seven eight nine.

What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
-----------------------Mom.

Why do lions eat raw meat?
-----------------------Because they never learn to cook.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-----------------------To get to the other side.

Why did the fox cross the road?
-----------------------To get the chicken.

Why did the gum cross the road?
-----------------------It was on the chicken’s foot.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
-----------------------To prove it was not a chicken.

Why did the weasel cross the road twice?
-----------------------He was a double crosser.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
-----------------------It didn’t have the guts.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?