求一篇较长的英语2人对话的笑话,要有中文翻译

The Perfect Son.
　　A: I have the perfect son.
　　B: Does he smoke?
　　A: No, he doesn't.
　　B: Does he drink whiskey?
　　A: No, he doesn't.
　　B: Does he ever come home late?
　　A: No, he doesn't.
　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
　　完美儿子
　　A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
　　B:他抽烟吗?
　　A:不抽.
　　B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
　　A:不喝.
　　B:他会不会很晚回家?
　　A:不会.
　　B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?
　　A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

　　Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。