查理和巧克力工厂中比较幽默的台词

Dr. Wonka: Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!
旺卡医生：棒棒糖，应该被叫做蛀牙棒！
Willy Wonka: Little boy, don't push my button.
威利•旺卡：孩子，别告诉我该怎么做。
Willy Wonka: Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
威利•旺卡：别碰松鼠们的松果！那会使它们生气的！
Dr. Wonka: Do you have an appointment?
旺卡医生：你预约了么?
Charlie Bucket: No, but he's overdue.
查理：没有，但是他需要检查。

我从未矮过，因为我从小就一直带着帽子

这句满幽默的

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