求合适的英语小剧剧本

人物：

Sam M（班长） A B C D N（拿破仑）

众士兵排列整齐的上。
M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨)
Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)
（在宿舍里）
Ss: Cheer!(干杯)
（班长带着一新士兵推门进来）
M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's welcome him!
Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头)
M: He doesn't know French at all.
Ss: What a pity!
有一天，一个士兵慌慌张张的跑了过来。
A. Monitor! Monitor!
M: What's the matter with you?
A: I hear Napoleon will be here in a month.
M: What shall we do?
B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. The first one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in the Amry?". The third one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"
M: All of us can answer but Sam can’t. He doesn't know French. What shall we do?
B. I have an good idea. From now on all of us teach him