有没有关于国庆的小笑话，要英文的

Father:do you know?Today is a great occasion of nation stanza, the anti- day is also successful!
Son:??Great occasion of nation stanza?Is just Chinese?
Father:do you guess a foreign country to have?
Son:this I also don't know, affirming is "the country is disgusted with stanza"!
Father:......
爸爸:你知道吗?今天是国庆节,抗日也成功啦!
儿子:??国庆节?只是中国的吗?
爸爸:你猜猜外国有没有?
儿子:这我还不知道,肯定是\"国厌节\"啦!
爸爸:......