求搞笑而有内涵的英语情景会话

A person doesn't know English well.
One day,he heard a voice said look out.
Then,he look out.Suddenly,there is a bason of water dropped his head.

A person doesn't know English well.One day he met a foreign person and their crashed together.He said I'm sorry.The foreign person said I'm sorry,too.He is very strange,said I'm sorry three.the foreign person was strange,said why are you sorry for?He said,I'm sorry five！

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泰坦尼克号里面的，很经典。
Jack and Rose walk side by side. They pass people reading and talking in steamer chairs, some of whom glance curiously at the mismatched couple. He feels out of place in his rough clothes. They are both awkward, for different reasons.

JACK
So, you got a name by the way?

ROSE
Rose. Rose DeWitt Bukater.

JACK
That's quite a moniker. I may hafta get you to write that down.

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