求高人帮我翻译一段英文，大概就行！

Preliminary Standard
This is my first time in English, some articles, do not know something was not right.、
I really worry.
I have grown very like Filipino maids, ah?
Every day at home cooking，I have almost become family men and a cook!
I am now at the brink of collapse.
I swear!
Later I will have to marry a cook's wife!
Even if not we should learn!
Otherwise you are pretty much longer and then, for me no matter how good, I have to consider the next!
It was so decided in!
This is my first standard, after the wives!

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