英语好的帮我翻译一下，下面的短文！谢谢

Everybody be fine! Today I be that everybody introduces my hometown Shaoxing! Shaoxing be a history culture ancient city! Have the age-old history! There place propitious for giving birth to great men, had produced the lot of celebrity! Have big Yu bringing the Huanghe River under control , there is the famous poet Lu You, having the ancient times best Chinese beautiful woman Xi Shi wait a minute! Certainly the most well-known responding to has been counted as Lu Xun! Maybe, without end how long, there has met a turn up celebrity , being in the cards very much has been me oh! Haw-haw. Natural Shaoxing detail has been enough except history , neither, scenery wrong , had warning Mt. lake , Lanting , Kuaiji, and so on! If you are interested in very much to this city , welcome you going round Shaoxing to play! That be really a amusing local!

这是什么东西啊!

Hello, everyone! Today, I, I will introduce my hometown - Shaoxing! Shaoxing is a historical and cultural city! Has a long his