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I've never seen such a shallow vampire film. It's full of emo idiocy and pseudo-vampiric bull.

Bella spends her time... doing nothing. The only time she is happy is when she watches her one true do stuff for her. Or when she contemplates suicide, possibly from sheer boredom at the unimaginative plot and mediocre screen-acting. The only uplifting things are warmed-up clichés, like "girls love boys who treat them like crap".

As a male, I certainly hope many young girls watch this moronic piece of douchebagness, as this film may usher in a new era of submissive, stupid little robot critters we males may utterly control through force of sheer disregard. I cannot commend this... movie, for lack of a better word, enough. It certainly does a magnificent job turning people into lobotomized pudding.

Go watch it, young emo girls!
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