求高手手工翻译，谢谢~~

there has been a lotta ppl's comments of this movie,
some say it's a beautiful lifetime of a american chirstian.
some say it's a epitome of one's american dreams and american society.
some say it's a weird modern and contemporary history of america.
and some say it's just a biography of an idiot.
but u know it's ironical that u can't find out even few smart cookies that is as extraordinary as this idiot in this world.
just like the sayin',every dog has its day.

let's see his whole life,
he's an excellent football player,an incredible long distance runner,an amazin' war hero,a superb ping-pong player and also a great millionaire.
however,his iq is only 75.
why?why was born such a gump?
'cause his mother,'cause jenny,
his mother taught him how to be a man,u got no differences from any other man.
and jenny taught him the principle to be a man,run,run,just run!<