我过的桥比你走的路都要多－－－还有加分！

1.I can count all the stars in the sky before you say one two three.
没等你数出123,我可以把天上星星都数出来.
2.I read more books than you do.
我读的书比你多.(美国人夸别人知识丰富时爱说"You read more books than I do.")
3.I can recite the encyclopedia backwards before you learn A B C.
你学ABC前,我就可以把百科全书倒着背了.

(是不是太夸张了? 呵呵,just for fun!)

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唐僧成佛之后沉睡了几个世纪之后，突然于2006年8月的某一天醒了，他也不知道何故就来到了Japan，偶遇该国最高级领导，俩人的谈话就此展开：

Actors:
JAPAN:Junichiro Koizumi (Japanese Prime Minister )
CHINA:Tang Priest (Famous Monk in Tang Dynasty)

1.Junichiro Koizumi said to Tang Priest :

I paid visits on Yasukuni shrine more times than
you did on temples.

2.Tang Priest said to Junichiro Koizumi:
On the trip to western,many women are willing to be my wife,
I am more happier than you on this.

3.Junichiro Koizumi said to Tang Priest :
If we died,I would be more comfortable than you,for you have been cut and eate