请帮忙一下下翻译成英语的!

以下是我的译文：
A Chinese carelessly stepped on a foreigner's foot. He didn't want to lose face for the Chinese people, so he said, "I'm sorry" after accumulated some courage. The foreigner thought, "I must be polite on foreign territory" and with this thought he replied, "I'm sorry too." The Chinese thought that the foreigner was testing his ability for counting numbers, so he said firmly, "I'm sorry three." The foreigner was then confused, "What are you sorry for?" The Chinese was worried, "What? There comes 'four'!I cannot lose!" so he said loudly, "I'm sorry five!!!"

A person not carefully stepped on foreigner's foot on the publictransportation vehicle, thought we cannot lose face to the Chinese,thereupon the mao foot vigor said the sentence English: "i'm sorry"
The foreigner as soon as thought that, In others nationalterritory we have no alternative