我想找一篇《If i were....years old》的演讲稿
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我要的是演讲稿
An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother."
"Get serious Doctor, I'm 80."
"I know," said the Doctor, "This morning I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle."
"I'll be damned," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband.
"Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, "You rotten son of a bitch. You got me pregnant!"
There was a pause on the line. Finally her husband answered "Who's calling please?"
if i were 6 years old , I think I will happy than what I am now.
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