写3篇英文笑话和小说

Let me take it down

　　An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ."
　　"Please ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

　　让我把它记下来
　　一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

　　“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
　　老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
　　汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

　　让别人高兴
　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

　　"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

　　"Well done. Who was that?"

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