求英文小笑话1个，适合演讲的。

(1)Paint My House
Tom was a bachelor.he always needed somebody to help him with some housework.Sometimes he drove his car to look for somebody.
One day on the way home from work,Tom was stopped on the street by woman in a suppestive outfit."For $100,I'll
do anything you ask in three words or less,"she suggested in a whisper.
"Oh you do?"Tom asked doubtfuiiy."Okay,"agreed Tom,handing over the cash,"Repaint my house for me then."
(2)At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!
Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

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