求英文小笑话

Teacher:David,spell mouse.
David:M-O-U-S
Teacher:But what's at the end of it?
David:A tail!

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".