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Mike was droving his car to a little hamlet. in his way, he met another car, when the car was caming to him, the driver cried to him:"pig!"the Mike felt very angry, he cried to the driver:"you'er just a pig!".turn this street, the Mike's car to collided with a group of pigs.

Mike drives a hamlet, bumps into other vehicle on the road.When the vehicle front surface drives time, the driver searches raises one's head to Mike shouted “the pig” Mike very is angry, yells “you is the pig”.After the curve, Mike's vehicle hit crowd of pigs.

Mike drove to a small village and met another vehicle on the road. When the car approaching from the opposite direction when the driver of the first unearthed Mack shouting "Pig" Mike was very angry, shouting, "You are the only pig." Turning, the car hit a group of pigs Mike