UC知道哪位好心人帮忙找下或者帮忙写下英文的相声！！！
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我是一名学生，5月底一名外教将在我们班授课，为了表示我们的欢迎，老师要我们开一个简短的欢迎会，其中就有一个节目是表演英语相声，所有节目在这个5.21星期一的时候要全部准备好并进行彩排，筛选。回家后我再网上查了一下都没有找到合适的英文相声，所以我恳请各位好心人帮下忙``帮忙找一下全英文的，由两个人表演的，能表现出我们对外国友人热烈欢迎的友好态度的幽默相声。最好能体现我们中国特色。```这个要求有点高，可能找不到，所以恳请英文好的各位大大不妨自己动手写一篇````本人将感激不尽！！！鞠躬~~~
我很不幸的告诉你，中国相声用在英语里就没有乐趣了
因为英语中的同音词实在是太少了。还是试着表演英文短剧吧
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear ( 狐假虎威)
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let yo