英文短幽默

I got two, a little old though, hope you will like them.
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When the waiter brings Joe's steak, Joe noticed that the guy is holding
the dish with his thumb clamped down on top of the meat.
"What's the matter with you?" demands Joe. "I don't want your hands all
over my food."

"So," replies the waiter, "would you be happier if I took my thumb off
it and it fell on the floor again?"
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New York city is really an international city. You can get just about
any kind of food here - German, Greek, Chinese, Italian, Mexican ---
and that's just off the cab's floor!
(cab = taxi)