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Ha-ha! Knowing beautiful woman friend , not having thought of be an alumnus in the first place! Have the preordained relationship very much! I feel that what feeling that affection is inside , are not worth mentioning peculiarly is having share , excitation excites very much very much! And, she promises me to teach my English not alternating Oh , can having been saved this time is really lovable dripping the angel aunt! Ha-ha ... . .

Ha ha .I know a more beauty friend ,but I never thought we are schoolmates .Too much fate we have .I feel that there is special feeling in it ,but I don't know what it is .It is so exciting .And she prominsed she would teach me English ,so good ,I can be helped now .She does be a lovely Angle Aunt .Ha ha ha .......