谁能帮我翻译下这篇东西 一段英文歌词

[ADMIRAL PIETT]
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike,
And I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

[DARTH VADER]
It's the V to the A to the D E R, Vader!
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit thats black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

[DARTH SIDIOUS]
Tell the motherfuckers 'bout sheer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

[DARTH VADER]
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!

[YODA]
Oh, shit!
Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

[LANDO CALRISSIAN]
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Yo!
Tell 'em Chewie, last night

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