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A reporter interviews 100 penguins what did they do every day.
The first one answered: I eat, sleep and beat Doudou.
The second one answered: I eat, sleep and beat Doudou.
Thy always answer like that until the No.100, and he answered: eat and sleep.
The reporter asked: why didn’t you beat Doudou?
The penguin said: Go hell!!! I’m Doudou.

One journalist interviewed 100 penguins on their daily lives. the first penguin said, 'eat, sleep, play pod.' The second one told the journalist, 'eat, sleep, play pod.' The first 99 penguins repeated the same words to the journalist. The 100th penguins said,'eat and sleep.'the journalist asked curiously, 'why don't you play pod?' the penguin shouted with anger, 'I'm the f uckin pod! you idiot!'

A reporter interviews 100 penguins what they do everyday, the first one says:Eat, sleep,and hit little bean,the second says: Eat, sleep,and hit little bean. They always ans